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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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He's got four locks, Jeff, why would he need a gun? The crooks would tire themselves out and pass out on the floor before he could fire anyway.

But, let me not take away from your newfound NRA spirit, so Siggy, buy your guns, let us all buy guns!

(|:-Q <- this is Charleton Heston, when he says "Damn you all to Hell" in the original Planet of the Apes movie, made in 1968.

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Lee
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The cats are mostly fine. Frazzle needed to lose weight anyway; however, being required to diet plus the mere fact we had the temerity to go away at all means he's still sulking. Dizzy is very pleased to see us, has become even more affectionate; however, she was very thin but is gaining weight again.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Siggy, you're a Republican living in Texas who loved Voyager. 1+1+1 = you must be a gun nut.

I mean, I'm a liberal living in Maryland who hated Voyager. 1-1-1= I must be a gun nut.

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Siegfried
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That most be that new-fangled Klingon math I keep hearing about. I can understand how the distinction can be made that being a Republican Texan can throw me into the gun nut stereotype, but how exactly does liking Voyager come into play?

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I'm not entirely sure. Maybe so that you can shoot the TV in disgust instead of watching it? A hollow point would do nice. Might not even damage (too badly) anything behind said TV.

Unless Omega likes to crouch behind your TV. Then use wadcutters. Lots of them. [Big Grin]

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Siegfried
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If Omega were hiding behind my television, I certainly wouldn't shot at him. No, siree.

I'd grab Omega and take him to a titty bar! [Big Grin]

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Can we shoot at him afterwards, then?

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Siegfried
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NO! We're just going to take Omega to a titty bar and maybe rob a bank so that he has plenty of dollar bills to slip into g-strips.

BUT NO SHOOTING AT PEOPLE!

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What if the people at the bank don't give us money? Can we shoot THEN?

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Siegfried
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NO!
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So when CAN we shoot?!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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For a large portion of the population, going to the venue of a "titty bar" would probably be enough to warrant thoughts of certain types of shooting. So, in the situation of Siegfried and Omega going to such an establishment, one could assume without fear of being terribly incorrect that later, if not at the moment, one or the either could indeed be shooting at something.

Solitary target practice being the most likely bet, as it were.

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UM took the words right out of my dirty little mind. [Big Grin]
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