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With a new hard drive, no less. If everyone would be so kind as to re-request ICQ authorization at 10928359, I would greatly appreciate it, seeing as I lost my list. While you're at it, feel free to contact me over AIM at PianOmega47.
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Everywhere I turn, I see him. The guy from Seventh Heaven. Except he looks like Sean Astin in his early days. I log on to ICQ, and he is there. I log on to AIM, and he is there. I log on to Flare, and he is here. He is everywhere I want to be, and he won't leave me alone!!!
WHY, OMEGA, WHY!? WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A MOMENT'S PEACE!?!?!?
::blink:: Wow. Remind me to never rub my eyes after dicing onions and jalapeno peppers again.
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Go dance a jig. Here, I'll shoot off some .38s at your feet to inspire you. Like in that movie. I don't know which movie, but that particular thing happens often.
"Dance pig!" *Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*
I don't think Omega's been catching up on a lot of the posts he missed. I don't know why I think that.
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You think that's painful? I was blending up some home-made Thai Green Curry paste, using a hand blender, and a small piece of chili flew up into my eye. Ouch.
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You know what really must be painful? That idiot who kept a loaded revolver next to his bed and grabbed it one night when his phone started rining, put it to his ear and pulled the trigger. OW.
That's why I'm going to keep my gun unloaded. I'll have a speed-loader ready, but this way at least I won't blow my brains out when some idiot telemarketer calls me up at 3 in the morning to sign me up for payment protection on my credit card.
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Okay, Vogon, I agree. That's got to be painful as hell. I was cutting up an onion yesterday, and it was a rather juicy one. Juice squirted into my eye. It was an excellent shot, but it felt like I had jabbed a poker in my eye. And tonight, there was the jalapeno/onion mixture.
I think this counts as an excuse to avoid vegetables for a couple days.
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quote:idiot who kept a loaded revolver next to his bed and grabbed it one night when his phone started rining, put it to his ear and pulled the trigger. OW.
This sounds like an UL to me, like the "guy answeres the iron, burns ear, 'the bastard called back!'" story.
I'm just sayin. With the sheer number of idiots out there, I suppose it could actually have happened.
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