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The Defiant
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I got:

You are a Pizza Delivery Guy. You are now permanetly banned from this and all related websites.

Could I work for Papa's?? I need to know their secret sauce.

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TSN
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If you're going to say things like that, you should at least pick something that makes some sort of sense.
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Malnurtured Snay
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I'm Ironhide.

I'm also going to beat the crap out of Defiant if I ever meet him in real life.

There's no secret. You open six cans of sauce into a plastic tub. You use a stir attached to a drill to thouroughly mix in a bag of spices.

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PsyLiam
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Stir is a noun now?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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If a noun is a thing, and a stir is a thing, then a stir is a noun. Assuming we're referring to an object NAMED a "stir", and not a description of an action.

In this case, a "stir" is a long metal rod that fits into a power drill. The other end is an elongated "O" (of sorts) that is placed into the bucket and used to mix the sauce and the spices.

Two people were murdered in Ocean City. This is shocking.

BTW: is Defiant still bannified?

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Free ThoughtCrime America
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Which makes you wonder whether the expression "I'm going stir crazy" is using the noun or verb form.

Why was MIB banned? Stirring up some trouble?

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PsyLiam
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quote:
The other end is an elongated "O" (of sorts) that is placed into the bucket and used to mix the sauce and the spices.

Surely that's a spoon?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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TSN
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Only if you don't hook it to a drill, I guess.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Spoons are solid. This isn't. It could be a fork, but it doesn't have prongs. It's not a knife, 'cuz it doesn't have an edge.

Imagine a metal bar of maybe 1/5th inch width formed into an elongated "0" measuring four inches wide. Okay? Now imagine a 12" inch rod that connects to the "O" and plugs into the drill.

This is really just a very silly conversation.

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Nim
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It's an oval metal ring, for the sake of damnational fuck!

Like big german radars that fit on top of gun emplacements in the Greek archipelago. Big, shiny, fuckoff ones.
Upside-down, if used as stirs. Or, rather, the stir is upside-down, if used as a radarinstallation. In your bathtub. Now I've invented a MacGuyver thingy.

The Phoenix Foundation is a bag of shit, by the way, why can't they never give him the gizmos he needs BEFORE he goes out in the field? They're probably not even on the stock-market, those stingy bastards. They never showed you the episodes where he had to look through trashcans for useable equipment, at 2:00am in the suburbs, getting chased away by decent people trying to get some sleep. He spends six months a year living like a hobo, is this what our children should learn?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Quiet you! It spoils the magic!
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Cartman
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I think you lost it again at some point.
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Free ThoughtCrime America
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D00d. If they gave Macguyver the stuff he's gonna need on the mission at the start of the show, it'd be a James Bond movie.

Macguyver is way better than that. Give him a swiss army pocket knife, his thoughtpeach, and a bit of time to prepare, and he'll fuck you up.

He kicked some unnamed central american armies collective ass once with some blackcats and a length of twine.

Plus, Macguyver has an unkillable enemy named Murdock. Murdock "died" at least five times over the course of the shows. By the end of it all he was like a cyborg with all the metal clanking parts.

[ June 03, 2002, 03:39: Message edited by: thoughtychops ]

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Nim
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Sounds like he wants to become IronHide!

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PsyLiam
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The Autobot sercurity chief voiced by Peter Cullen?

"Fha Mah cuicuits, Prahme!"

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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