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Uhm, YOU were the groom! Or do you often talk of yourself in the 3rd person? Or are you just not capable of keeping your web of lies and half-truths straight?
"I'm getting married to my girlfriend at four. Oh, the groom got sick. Wait, I'm the groom. I mean, I got sick."
Why are you calling him UM when a cursory look at his name shows the M is before the U?