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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

posted

*sh-udder*

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Absolutely. First aid exists for all sorts of ruminants, even sheep. Jubes has a photographs of CC performing artificial respiration on one of his sheep - at least that's what he said he was doing. . . 8)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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But, what about the people who are lactose-intolerant? Is there First Aid for Non-Dairy Cows?

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"Have plenty of minions."
-Darth Vader parody of the "Sunscreen Song"

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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I must protest! With decisions like this, the species will soon die out, with no first aid for bulls and all!

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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This add brought to you by......

Hosie Cow!!!!
"It's like having a cow urinate on your kids"

*I kid you not... *

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
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