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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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The Powerpuff Girls?

I love sitting in the comfy chair in the living room watching Cartoon Cartoon Friday and Sunday evening's Adult Swim. Besides work, walking, and cartoons, my life is an massive singularity of malcontent.

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Red BWC
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Wow. My life is work and love.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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And jocular beguile.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"My life is work and love."

Better than if your work were love. That's illegal everywhere in the country but Vegas...

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Siegfried
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I could never be a prostitute because I'm just a cheap manwhore.
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Malnurtured Snay
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So what you're saying is you can't be a prostitute even though you apparently are?
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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No, he's saying that he is not of a high enough class...
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Siegfried
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What Ritten said. Plus, I could never live on the money I'd make as a cheap manwhore.

I'd be so poor that I'd have to consider becoming a prostitute in order to survive financially. That's when you really know you suck at manwhoring -- when you have to be a manwhore to supplement the income of your day job as manwhoring.

[ July 23, 2002, 00:46: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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What you lack in quantility though, you could make up in quantitiy.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Plus, he has a steady income from his series of midget-sex videos.

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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i thought it was good if you sucked at it..
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Like a good vacuum???
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Siegfried
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The porn industry is notorious for underpaying male actors. Only the women and the embodiment of fetishes get paid top dollar. For example, the midgets in the midget sex videos get paid on the order of two to three times as much as I do. The only times a male actor will get terrific pay is if he's world-famous (like Ron Jeremy) or making gay pornography.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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if (dailyQuotientOf.GayPorn == Achieved){
cout << "Hey, that's great!" << endl;
}

Hey, that's great!

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Beavers and ducks!
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