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And as I realize that you are First of Two, may descent into the insane nightmare that is Trekkie Hell has finally reached its termination. My soul has been eaten. With gravy. And some parsley on the side to garnish.
Yeah, you can microwave them, but I like to boil them. That way, you have enough time to cook the chili, dice the onions, and grate the cheese.
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I nuke my hot dogs for 45 seconds without any slicing...I've never had any explosions. Same way I've always done it for years.
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I don't know what this is, but I found it in my gutter last week when I was trying to figure out where the hell that "bunk-ow bunk-ow" noise was coming from. I thought another cat had escaped from my Correctional Closet and somehow got on the roof and was stuck there and trying to escape by hammering his way out, but there was no cat up there. AND my hammer is still missing, so I don't know what the hell to make of this whole thing. If you've seen my hammer send me a computer message and I'll come over and pick it up and maybe use the pointy end of it to pry your eyes out like they tried to do to me during the European War.
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He's probably been in every war. He's a force of nature, of the filthy kind.
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he was first born in the name Akhblonski'in over five thousand years ago, and he continues going from life to life, always moving on but never dying.
He was a slacker who hid behind rocks at the pyramids to avoid being pressed into work. At the very first showing of 'Romeo and Juliet' he howled for the actor playing Juliet to show him his tits. He made crude noises at the Crucifixion, and made fun of the soldiers helmets. He attended the beheading of Anne Boleyn so he could grab her jaw and make her head into a puppet before being removed. He was confused and perplexed why Buddha wouldn't stomp anthills with him as a boy.
I think Pandora found him in a box somewhere...
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Actually, cooties are a real thing. Let's hope none of the girls you know have them though, heh.
quote:Main Entry: coo�tie Pronunciation: 'k�-tE Function: noun Etymology: perhaps modification of Malay kutu Date: 1917 : BODY LOUSE
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Let's hope none of the girls you know have them though, heh.
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