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The Champagne chiller was in his Aston Martin. Pay attention, man...
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Condom dispensers... El Capitan might have a use for those.
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Already got one on order. Me and Paul go way back. Who else did you think would suggest this sort of design?
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quote:Originally posted by Snay: That's a good way to avoid a multi-car accident, especially at a high rate of speed on a heavily traveled highway or major road.
Ah, okay. Sorry, I assumed that we weren't being totally logical here. I mean, who the hell would want to have a machine gun mounted on their SUV anyway? For real?
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I'm getting a machine gun mounted on my Accord. Why'd you think I got the v6?
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...red letter ed. micro etched into each round.
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In 'Q Who' they met the Borg for the first time and were running from them and there was discussion of firing more torpedoes without rendering the Enterprise uninhabitable i thought.
New Ground actually did so, causing major damage to the (apparently) aft-ward, secondary hull lab with Alexander and the slug thing.
Dont remember anything about torpedoes in 'The nth Degree'.. maybe you wrong
havent needed a condom dispenser yet. i have a 1988 ST:TNG lunchbox full of them in the trunk. its the blue plastic one with the picture of the season 1 cast with flying asteroids with guns behind them. quite nonsensical. i didnt buy the condoms, they were handing them out to all the kids on the street and they gave me a lot (i think because i was lying on the hood of my car with 2 girls) but i havent needed one yet. once i do need one or more than one i would consider a dispenser, but until then im going to continue saying no and posting the hourglass to the left there.
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I am so right here it's untrue. They were firing aft torpedoes at the Borg in "Q Who", but there was no discussion of radiation or whatnot. The fact that the torpedoes weren't doing any damage at all was the main thing.
In "The Nth Degree", they werre being chased by a probe thingy. They tried firing phasers at it, and it had no effect. Someone suggested torpedoes, but it turned out it would damage the ship. Barclay, now a super genius, diverted warp power from the engines to the shields, boosting them by a Really Big Amount (good thing Scotty never ever did something like that, eh?) This allowed them to fire the aft torpedoes without damaging the ship.
I rule. You are wrong, Mr Fake Captain. In your large face!
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Threads like this remind me why I date women....
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