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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
Better living through chemistry, damn it!
A quote from Brave New World: "A gramme is better than a damn!"

Sorry I just finished reading that book. And the little rhymes are kinda hard to keep out of your head. And it seemed kinda appropriate to the situation...

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?
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Free ThoughtCrime America
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The herpes commercials are satanic in their level of rank bullshit. There is no possible way to decipher what the images are supposed to mean, unless riding bikes in the mountains has some significance to curing herpes I wasn't informed of.

I have an observation, though: In the commercials, only beautiful people have herpes. If you'll notice, there are no uglies walking around using claritin (or whatever it is for herpes, or perhaps worse, genital warts). Remember that next time you go bar hopping...
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Nim
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"Or the herpes drug commercials...."

There's a herpes drug out on the schtreet? This I gotta try!!! Let it all hang out!!

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"In the commercials, only beautiful people have herpes."

So? Think about it. Who are the people having the most random sex?
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Cartman
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Erh, prostitutes?
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Sol System
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Indeed, attractiveness is no gauge for sexual activity, either in quantity or quality.
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TSN
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"Erh, prostitutes?"

Well, w/o getting paid, I meant.
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