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OK, I need to know the best possible ingredients for a peanut butter and honey sandwich. I'm talking specific brands and flavors of honey, here, as much detail as I can get. Anyone here a connoisseur of such things, or know where I can find one? I need the ULTIMATE sandwich, here.
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I'll echo that. But louder, maybe, with a richer intonation than Liam.
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The ultimate sandwich? Porchetta. Shoulder of pork boned and beaten flat, rubbed with a mixture of herbs and spices, marinated for about a day then roasted until almost dry and crumbly. Stick a slice in a ciabatta roll and you're done. THAT, my friend, is the ultimate sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly, indeed.
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Well, yes, but the girl I'm trying to impress likes peanut butter and honey. So.
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While I can only imagine the sort of hazing you are in for, I think I can identify with trying to impress a girl by making a really good sandwich.
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Unless, perhaps, the peanut butter and honey are being sandwiched between something other than bread.
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Come on, Tom, this is ME. It would be considered wild and crazy if it was white bread instead of wheat.
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Omega is not allowed to take the piss out of himself!
It leaves us with nothing to do on dull Mondays. Or indeed, any other day.
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"Unless, perhaps, the peanut butter and honey are being sandwiched between something other than bread."
New entry for Omegalust.
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I would imagine that you would need to find out if she likes crunchy or smooth PB, as this will give the sandwich it's texture.
Wild and crazy with white bread??? Okay....
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"Anyone here a connoisseur of such things, or know where I can find one? I need the ULTIMATE sandwich, here."
Yeah, wait just a second, I'll check! *yanks mike* Can we get a connaisseur on, um, [i]babyfood[/b] to isle five?
The only options I can think of, barring the use of other ingredients, is getting really nice, ecological peanutbutter (from some mom&pop farm distributor or some shit like that) and some sassy honey, (clear akacia is my favourite, I use it with hot milk and mintleaf for colds) some fineass bread (perhaps teacakes with caraway seed in them, or some other tasty bread-condiment).
I just have to ask you something, so I can sleep at night. This girl? She doesn't by any chance arrange her hair in pigtail fashion? And favor pink dresses?
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this is getting bizarre.
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