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As we always said in the dorms, it's better to have words put in your mouth than to have a fleshy male organ shoved in there.
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Well, the kid was probably thinking about those nipples, and I can't blame him....
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Keep in mind that a good portion of my time in the dorms was spent on an all-male floor with community bathrooms. If you acted up, then something happened to you in the shower stalls.
Or maybe I'm just getting my experiences in the dorms confused with pornography. Not like that would be a hard thing to do.
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So wait, if this thread ISN'T about your birthday, then why the fuck did you post it?
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*checks your profile to see what your birthday really is*
OK, now you're just a bastard...
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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haha.. see, the warning was given last time about posting an unnecessary birthday thread with the date on top, unless it was clever. i fooled you all, i posted an unecessary thread with the date on top that had no mention of my birthday.. i let your little minds go where i told them to. you have been mindfucked.. hahahahahahaha!
hmm.. that didn't sound like me. I'm getting a little MIB in my old age. must be since he hangs around my page.
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Except the server for the pic can't be resolved.....
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