quote:Originally posted by Snay: Well, lots of countries have deer. Lots of continents, too. As far as I know, only Australia has kangaroo. Do they become road-kill often?
Yes Kangaroo's in some parts can be in plague proportions. When you get out country there are signs (I'm sure you've all seen them) picture of a Kangaroo with next 100km etc.
Or wallabies, or wombats, or possums, or emus.
There was a poor wallabie/kangaroo (didn't get close enough to look but probably a wallabie) just down the road a month or so ago - dead on the side of the road.
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After I hit the deer, I called the police (despite the offer of a passing motorist to finish the sucker off with a crowbar). Cop arrived, we were talking (he asked me if I was okay, blah-blah-blah), I said yeah, mentioned this was the third deer I'd hit in two years ... and he gave me the oddest look, told me he'd been working the northern district of the County for many a year and never hit a single deer.
Maybe it IS just me. Maybe deer know that if they hit me, I won't drive off to let them wander around with a broken leg, I'll make sure they get axed. Suicide by Snay.
Or,
!
and for good measure,
?
Or,
Fuck you all, in the buttholes, with a tree trunk.
quote:Originally posted by Snay: After I hit the deer, I called the police (despite the offer of a passing motorist to finish the sucker off with a crowbar
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I won't drive off to let them wander around with a broken leg, I'll make sure they get axed. Suicide by Snay.
Sounds like a somewhat half-assed suicide on the deer's part.
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I'm writing about this as part of a paper, actually. I end it with, "I haven't yet decided if deer are simply the world's stupidest animals, or just suicidal as a species."
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