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That's right, I'm off. Off to see my girlfriend, that is. {game show announcer speak} I shall be staying in sunny San Diego California for 6 wonderful days! {/game show announcer speak} Like Jubes, my significant other lives in California. In less than 7 hours, I will be on my way to see her. Until next week, later all!
------------------ "I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine! -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
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*wonders if anyone here is capable of finding a partner at least within their own state*
------------------ Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"
[This message was edited by TSN on June 20, 1999.]
------------------ "Il est venu le temps des cath�drales Le monde est entr� Dans un nouveau millenaire. L'homme a voulu monter vers les �toiles �crire son histoire Dans le verre ou dans la pierre." --"Le Temps des Cath�drales", Notre Dame de Paris
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Hey, I don't have a girlfriend either! In fact, I've never even been on a date. But you don't see me here being all depressed that I'm hopelessly ugly, eternally doomed to loneliness and solitude, depressed that I will never be more than "the best friend," and upset that the two times I've fallen in love with a woman it didn't turn out great.
*thinks about he said*
SUSAN! HEATHER! WAAAAHHHHH!
*runs under bed, goes fetal, starts sobbing*
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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I am the Pompatus of Love. I have to be strong about this!
*looks at picture of Susan and Heather on his wall*
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*jumps under bed, goes fetal, starts sobbing, and hums "My Heart Will Go On"*
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Agh! The cursed Titanic song! *phasers Siegfried* There. I've put him out of my misery... :-)
------------------ Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"
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