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Hi, you've found an alternate version of the fate of the ring, put together by Niklas Peterson. Enjoy!
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The Lord of the Nazg�l enters the room, walks up and crouches in front of a bearded man sitting on the floor. He produces an item from within his robes and holds it casually in his palm in front of the bony man.
-This ring was on your lords finger when he was struck down in that...Mordor. He was defeated, put in a Orodruinese cavespace.
He knew that, if the elves ever saw the ring, it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your lord looked at it, this ring was your birthright. He'd be DAMNED if any elf was gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his servant's birthright, so he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something, his ass. *shrugs*
Five long centuries he wore this ring, up his ass, and...he lost his solid form, gimme the ring, *leans closer* I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two thousand years. And, after seven centuries I went home to Mordor, to my people and, now...saruMan...I give the ring to you.
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