Shik
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Not when said person has no experience, time, or money to do it themselves, Se�or Neeks, & the cosmetic repairs consist of:
--full replacement of front & rear driver's side quarterpanels --filling & sanding passenger side rear quarterpanel & door, trunk deck, driver's side mirror, & front bumper --repainting of entire vehicle
It's going to cost ME $500. Plus however much my rates explode to. If I could sue the town, I would, because it IS their fault--you fucking plow the road right the first time, assholes.
Liz: my policy doesn't have a rental clause in it currently. I might add it on later, but right now, it's not a problem. I can take the bus into work & then drive Anton there. I HATE Anton. Luminas SUCK. The only thing they're good for is snow stability, & Anton is the worst of the lot. A big, lumbering, brutish Germanic BITCH, he is.
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No matter how well plowed or salted the roads are, in a snow storm, they're going to be shitty. Drive slow, drive carefully, and if you don't have to, don't drive!
Shik
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If it were up to me, the store would close in heavy snow. But hey, that's logic, & I'm the only one who understands, knows, & respects snow & ice. If my math skills were the suck, I'd be studying glacial morphology & all that shit.
And yes, Anton is the Lumina. Today I drove the Avalon, which I named Watanabe Hiro because it has the attitudes & actions of a middle-level Japanese businessman. Try & figure that one out as you will.
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Hey, Shik... You ever do past-life regression? You seem to be paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate.
--Jonah
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--David "Woody" Wooderson, Dazed and Confused
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Shik
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Do not belittle my inherent beliefs in the fundamental sentient nature of things, Man Whose Name Is A Lice Remover.
And Jonah? This may be payment for something I'm GOING to do. Remember, effect does not always come after cause.
And I just got a call from GEICO. Bad news: the insurance adjuster for the area is off for a couple of WEEKS. Good news: because of that, they're taking the estimate as is & paying them off! Woohoo!
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quote:Originally posted by Shik: And yes, Anton is the Lumina. Today I drove the Avalon, which I named Watanabe Hiro because it has the attitudes & actions of a middle-level Japanese businessman. Try & figure that one out as you will.
I will now raise my right eyebrow in an enigmatic manner.
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Tim is far too strapping a paragon of masculinity for his traits to have been passed down by mere mortals.
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Shik
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If only there was a way to crossbreed Simon & Tim's DNA...
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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That sounds like an uncomfortable way to spend the weekend. And if you crossed myself with Tim, all you would get would be someone who was way into proper grammer and self-loathing.
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