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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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quote:
Originally posted by E. Cartman:
Oh, I can feel my partially Greek blood flowing through my members.

Oh, too many choices. . .

1. What, you have a rare blood group and people you donate blood to have to join a special club?

2. Want a DP scene in your porn film? Why hire two male actors when you can just get Cartman?

3. We replaced some of Cartman's non-Greek blood with Turkish blood. Let's see if he turns into Cyprus. . .

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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Those are our only choices? They all suck...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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The third one was funny.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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I wonder if Charles, as the moderator and thus, incarnation of Flare, ever feels the blood running through is members. It is going to suck to be her. I mean it'll be great having billions of dollars, but she's going to have a hard time figuring out who her real friends are now.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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crikey. give me a few days with her, i'll work on it.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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When looking at that picture of Athina I'm starting to wonder how deep the greek girlscout-corps has been infested with marijuana?

Limp arms, glossy stare, by the looks of it she's putting that money to good juice.

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The_Tom
recently silent
Member # 38

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Might be good for the slumping British Columbian economy.

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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Does she ever talk to a Kennedy? I mean now she can do campaign contributions to her stepfamily.

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