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Omega
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http://www.bayarea.com/mld/cctimes/news/5399894.htm

Mmmm.... sacreligious....

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Jason Abbadon
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Mabye it was one of those "singing fish" novelty things converted for biblical doom instead of the ususal inane song?

....or mabye they fished it out of the east river and had a baaad halucination after eating it. [Wink]

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MinutiaeMan
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Did the people at the emergency room happen to check his bloodstream for any hallucinogens?

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TSN
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"Some people say the story is as credible as the Bible's account of the burning bush."

Well, I'll give them that...

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Wraith
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Now that's comedy.

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Kosh
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quote:
Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
Did the people at the emergency room happen to check his bloodstream for any hallucinogens?

That's what I was wondering. MAybe they were skining frogs befroe working on the carp, and got one of the frogs that give off poisons, and got stoned. (or would that be frogged)

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AndrewR
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Who ate the fish?

Couldn't you just place a mini speaker and connect an electric source up to the nerves that innervate the jaw of the fish? Then be near-by and speak into a microphone (i.e. you place the fish there first).

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Da_bang80
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Mmmm. Sacrilicious! Do people actually believe a talking fish? Can they not see reality? or has all that religious bullshat clouded thier thoughts, and warped thier minds that much?

This is the second stupidest thing ever...

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Couldn't you just place a mini speaker and connect an electric source up to the nerves that innervate the jaw of the fish?

You COULD... but the fish was supposedly freshly caught and still alive. Being kept in a tank of water, no less.

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Jason Abbadon
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Fish don't have vocal cords.
Gut the thing and show me otherwise and I'll call it a miriacle....of evolution.

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Harry
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AH! So that's how the make the Boogie Bass!

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Wraith
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quote:
Originally posted by Da_bang80:

This is the second stupidest thing ever...

What's the stupidest thing ever?

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Da_bang80
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The stupidest thing ever (IMO) is the whole "Freedom Fries" thing. If there is anything stupider or more ridiculious than that, I havn't seen it.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Harry
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That bit where a dimwitted Texan got to be the most powerful man on the planet was pretty stupid as well. Who writes this stuff?

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Ritten
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Well, 80, you lost in that game.... I never realized Harry was so funny, might give Liam a run for his money...

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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