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Well, mildly entertaining anyway, but I fear you all heard it before. Oh hell, here goes:
A priest and a busdriver die at the same time and arrive at the gates of heaven together. Saint Peter tells them: "Sorry, heaven is getting a little bit crowded. I can let only one of you in, the other must go to hell. I'll go ask god to decide by the way you lived your lives. I'll be right back." Peter returns, and says the busdriver can go to heaven. "Why??" the priest screams. "How can you do this? I'm a man of god, I should be the one to go to heaven!" "well", Peter says, "we examined your lives. It turned out that in your church, everybody was sleeping. But in the bus, everybody was praying!"
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Repeat it! It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission!
------------------ "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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Well, I don't seem to have it anymore, and I don't remember exactly how it went. If anyone else knows it, feel free to tell it, bearing in mind that I bear absolutely no responisbility... :-)
------------------ "You! Are you smarter than this one?" -Ambassador Byleth to LaForge regarding Worf, TNG's "Liasons"
I was originally going to post the text, but decided to allow easily-offended people the option of remaining unoffended (or at least, having no excuse to complain if they do get offended).
If you're easily offended, don't look. If you look and are offended, shut up already! I TOLD you not to look!
------------------ "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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