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bryce
Anointed Class of 2003
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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love tobe able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please,
oh please, let me have that ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me standand pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's left here? Oh yes,....


Multiple orgasms....

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I love Zilla's lips ! ;)


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RW
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You did it, this one is way better than mine. *copies it to text file*

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bryce
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thanks

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I love Zilla's lips ! ;)


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Kosh
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My church going sisters will like this one.

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zilla
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okay that was lame and dumb... poop on you pete.

Kosh- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Okay, I know someone's gonna smite me for this, but...

How so?

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"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know."
--Picard to Data, "In Theory"


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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The Orgasm meter had been getting a little low around here, but I never expected a reference in a Bible story...

At any rate, don't be so quick to consider that an all or nothing trade. If I recall correctly, there is a small percentage of men who can perform the same feat, though I couldn't say how.

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"Breath...keep breathing. I can't do this alone"
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Radiohead


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*ROFLMAO* ... Oh my Goddess, this is good..... *sends to a few friends*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


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RW
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I hereby swear I have never had a multiple orgasm. I mean, five minutes in between is not multiple is it?

*LOL*


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Jubes... that status line! How... anti-innuendo and straight to the point! Shame on you!

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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*thinks someone needs to go back in time and knock some sense into ol' Adam* First the apple thing, now this? That twice we got screwed! *LOL*

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-Ambassador Byleth to LaForge regarding Worf, TNG's "Liasons"


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Jubilee
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Well, I'm trying the straightforward approach now.

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


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