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MinutiaeMan
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I'm sorry, but this idea has got to be one of the stupidest I've ever heard of. Why the heck would anyone want to be surfing the Internet from a public restroom?

Read all about the new iLoo!

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astronauts gotta get paid
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Joke time!

Let's see. A pound of Masturbation, Porn, finely minced, and a pinch of George Michael.

Agitate! AND VIOLA.

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Cartman
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Would anyone dare touch an iLoo? I mean, knowing where it's been, and all.
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Cartman
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http://news.com.com/2100-1041_3-1001109.html?tag=lh
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MinutiaeMan
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Yeah, I just saw the same thing.
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"This iLoo release came out of the UK office and was not a Microsoft sanctioned communication and we apologize for any confusion or offense it may have caused," Microsoft spokeswoman Bridgitt Arnold said late Monday.
Meh, go figure. I guess this proves that some people in Microsoft really DO have their brains in the toilet!

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Da_bang80
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It'd be a good idea to have the net in your nathroom at home. I spend alot of time in there (no not that... [Wink] ) reading, cause it's the only place in the house where one can get some decent peace and quiet. But internet on the can? you wouldn't have to interupt your online gaming fun to use the facilities.

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Mikey T
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I was wondering why that damn thing sounded like it belonged to the Apple family lineup...

iBook
iPod
iLoo

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Cartman
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You flushed, me'lord?
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