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LOA
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See! I told you guys!!!! The headlights on the Celica are SCARY! *shudders*

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Styrofoaman
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Yuck.

Plus that would be a expensive pain in the arse in a crash. All that plastic that'd need to be replaced.

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capped
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You talk about plastic a lot.
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HE COULD HIRE YOU !!

To replace the plastic, of course.

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capped
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are we contracting out our services? i will make gifbash images of variations of the 1701-refit design, 2 for 1 special
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First of Two
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That car looks unpleasantly like some form of deranged insect.

Darth Snay in the Scarab of Doom.

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Malnurtured Snay
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With deployable spikes in a rear compartment, anti-farm equipment missiles in the hood (for when someone is driving a tractor at 5mph on the road), and gatling guns hidden behind the retractable headlights. [Big Grin]

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The359
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Erm, there's nothing wrong with the Celica's headlights IMHO. It doesn't remind me of a Focus at all. And I doubt it'd be any different from any other car in a wreck. The headlights on modern cars are all one big thing, if you damage one you can pop out the entire casing and stick a new one in.

Vertically stacked headlights are the latest design craze. See the Nissan 350Z, Cadillac CTS, Cadillac XLR, Cadillac SRX, Lexus SC430, Lexus ES300, Infiniti G35, Toyota Camry Solara, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc...

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Do the cars whisper sweet nothings to you after you've finished humping them?
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The359
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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Cartman
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Of course, if you drive a Focus, you tend to get more "those headlights suck!" reactions than if you drive a Gallardo, for some CRAZY INEXPLICABLE reason.

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The359
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You people are the first I have ever heard complain about the headlights on the Focus. Or Celica.

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Fabrux
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I've always thought that the headlights on our Focus look like a cat with a stretched face...

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TSN
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"Erm, there's nothing wrong with the Celica's headlights IMHO. It doesn't remind me of a Focus at all."

Surely you jest?



Note the fact that they are both GIANT FRIGGING TRIANGLES! That's not a normal shape for a headlight.

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The359
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Well the Focus headlights are more similar to equilateral triangle, while the Celica's are much more stretched out. The Celica's are stretched out vertically while the Focus' are wider horizontally. That, and if you actually look at a Celica up close, the headlight cover is not flat. The uppermost light actually sticks out in a bubble.

Basically, if one of those two cars were coming at me from head on, I'd easily be able to tell if its a Celica or Focus.

If any headlights remind me of a Celica, its the Lexus ES300.

BTW, nice picture of the elusive Focus RS.

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