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Harry
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Fashizzle mah nizzle!

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MinutiaeMan
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quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
You do Cutco? Those things rock.

Thank you, Shik, I couldn't've said it better myself... except for the T-shirt that I'm going to be getting, which reads "I sell knives in people's homes, and it ROCKS!" [Big Grin]

Fortunately I haven't had a dream about this job yet... I'd be worried if/when I do. ('course, having a knife dream would be wrong on so many levels that it's not funny, anyway... [Wink] )

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Shik
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We had those at the condo in CT; my roommate was annoyed because she had lost a couple & couldn't find a new supplier until she happened to meet a guy who sold them.

I once through one into a piece of old wallboard up to the hilt. Pulled it out, cleaned it off, & it stil sliced ham Jew-thin.

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MinutiaeMan
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quote:
I once through one into a piece of old wallboard up to the hilt. Pulled it out, cleaned it off, & it stil sliced ham Jew-thin.
Well, I guess you'll be getting a new one of those pretty soon, though at half price, right? [Wink]

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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When we were on holiday in the Dominican Republic, we saw this brilliant infomercial on one of the US channels, hosted by some guy in a chef's outfit. He was selling these amazing knives. They could cut frozen cans of orange juice, meat, concrete, metal, wood, slice bread without squashing the loaf, and sttill went through tomatoes like a knife through butter. Come to think of it, butter was the only thing we didn't see these knives cut! Now THAT'S entertainment. 8)

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Kosh
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Welcome to the race Sol. I fell behind so long ago I don't think I even qualify as a rat anymore.

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astronauts gotta get paid
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It is like I am a capybara. Or, even better, a Death Rat.

Holey cow!

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I made a S.D.D. joke, and then it posted, and then I realized there was a page two and we were way beyond that. So now this post needs salvaging, but I don't know how to do it.

Uh, today I spoke with a funeral home from Texas.

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Bigtom
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So did we..... I make commercials, and a funeral home wants some spots made.

Gotta think outside the box on this one.

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Cartman
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But inside the coffin.

HA! HA! HA! *sigh*

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