Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*announcerspeak* Please rise, for our National Anthem.
Oh Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love, in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise. The True North Strong and Free. From Far and wide, Oh Canada. We Stand on guard for Thee. God keep our land, glorious and free. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for Thee. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for Thee.
*Fireworks*
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 01, 1999).]
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*GROWL@Tom*
Fixed it. Happy?
Tom's right, CC. Better do something for today, cuz if you start a large party on the 4th, Tom, myself, and all the other Canadians are going to do "The Interrogation of Charles Capps: This time, it's for REAL"!!!!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
[This message has been edited by Jaresh Inyo (edited July 01, 1999).]
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Oh, yes! Let's have an American (USA-type) plan the celebrations for Canada Day!
I can see it now...
First, we'll decorate all the buildings in red and white bunting, then we'll get the mayor to give a speech, then we'll eat a lunch composed of those two Canadian favorites, Beer and Canadian Bacon.
After lunch, we'll play "Pin the tail on the Moose", followed by a course in emergency first aid (in case the moose objects). Afterward, we'll trim the tree with Canadian mounties and then right after sunset we'll roast marshmallows over a bonfire fueled by grizzly scat and tell patriotic stories about Canadian history.
...And then I woke up!
Okay Canadians, if you want a big deal over Canada day, you'd better take the lead 'coz we USA-ers have no clue what is traditional for you to celebrate about Canada, so we're very, VERY likely to screw the whole thing up and then you'd get mad. Would you expect your Buddhist friends to host a Christmas party and get the details right?
Get out in front and repeat after me: "This way, fellow Americans!"
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Elim, thanks for the Geography reminder. Just in case anyone here didn't get it, I was joking.
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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So, Canadians aren't at all concerned about their more powerful southern neighbour. . . but somehow contrve to have a national day three days before America's national day?! Seems rather suspicious to me. . .
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monkeyboy
Ex-Member
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Did I miss the party!!!?? I was a little hung over from last night but
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