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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Not with fleas, man. No matter how many you kill, they keep coming...

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Killing bugs!!
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Jason Abbadon
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As long as they don't cut the power: it's Game Over if they do that.

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capped
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If i were you i'd try using modified nanoprobes to pierce their cells and destroy them.
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Siegfried
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There's a lot to be said for just firebombing the apartment and collecting the insurance money on all of your possessions.

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capped
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shit i've got a problem, i need some advice:

does anyone know how to get rid of a modified nanoprobe infestation?
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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Omicron radiation, was it?

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djewell
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Talk to Martha of Stewart, she's really good with such things. Seven assimilated her.

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Spike
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I'd call the Rodger Young for help.

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Toadkiller
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quote:
Originally posted by djewell:
Talk to Martha of Stewart, she's really good with such things. Seven assimilated her.
I've seen some weird fan fiction porn, but you're a sick, sick person....

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Austin Powers
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...look, cows!! ;-)

Oh, and ring the Pythons. The used to do a program called "How to do it" on their Flying Circus. When they can show you how to split an atom, I'm sure they can show you how to get rid of fleas for all time...

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Toadkiller
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quote:
Originally posted by Omega:
Omicron radiation, was it?
Thanks a lot man.

The Omicron radiation has fried every hard drive within 3 miles of my house - I'm posting from an internet cafe. Not to mention though the nanoprobes took out the fleas the roaches have now mutated and are fielding yet another GOP canidate for the CA recall election....

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Hmmmm... I was thinking about signing up a box of styrofoam plates to run but that wouldn't be fair to Ah-Nold.

quote:
Originally posted by Omega:

...and are fielding yet another GOP canidate for the CA recall election.... [/QB]


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