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Mikey T
Driven
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Damn, I'm only 21.

I'm going to get laid again.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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People should take MSN's lead, and just start banning keyboards altogether.
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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quote:
Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge:
Damn, I'm only 21.

A Fleet Admiral at 21?!?
You must have some comfortable kneepads.... [Big Grin]

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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UM: "People should take MSN's lead, and just start banning keyboards altogether."

Oh, don't pout! We are all here in your thread anyway!

I went out and caught these for you now, here.

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From left to right, two healthy cubs and a vixen. Well fed free-roamers, those are.
(not pictured, the alpha male. A real mess. When they get territorial you must be on your toes or you'll lose them. I had to open up on it, so it's unsalvageable...)

Great with charlotte onions and beef. Or a hat for the missus, if that's your thing. Happy b-day!

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Jason Abbadon
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The Fuck are those?
Turnips?
Giant radishes?
A screenshot from X-Files?

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Grokca
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Baldrick would be proud.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Those are Westmenland razorturnips. Finest meat on the northern hemisphere, if you think you're man enough.
They hunt in packs, you see? One as a decoy, then when you start aiming at it, you notice the other two at your sides that wasn't there before. Scary as hell. They remember.
That's why I usually pick'em off from my tractor.

This would've fed my family for weeks, but I'm willing to part with them when there's a friend in need.
That's our style up here.

Hey, Magnus, you wanna know what I used as bait?!
No wait, scratch that, you probably won't eat them if I tell you. *snort*

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Turnips.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Bad nips! Not like going down to the pond, chasing bluegills or tommycocks.
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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And so it begins.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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*points at image* That doesn't look very scary! More like a six-foot turkey!

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Wraith
Zen Riot Activist
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Ok, is it me or is this turnip even more surreal than usual?

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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That reminds me, I've got to make an appointment with my urologist.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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One of them.


Has a face.

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