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Wraith
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Israel seizes Osama, Saddam dolls

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Israeli customs have confiscated a cargo of 450 singing, dancing Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein dolls.
The battery-powered figures were seized by customs officials, who said they had the potential to incite.

The 400 Osama Bin Laden dolls and 50 Saddam Hussein dolls were discovered during a routine search at the port in Haifa, northern Israel.


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The singing, dancing dolls carry toy guns
Wonder what they sing?

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The dolls had been on a ship carrying toys from China. The cargo also included 450 Teletubby dolls.
Now that's what I call terrifying...

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The law doesn't exactly say that you cannot own a Bin Laden doll, but neither he nor Saddam Hussein are exactly good educational role models
Understatement of the month?

[Big Grin]

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Harry
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Goes good with the Bush and Rumsfeld action dolls. Except they don't sing.

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WizArtist
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Come Mr. Taliban tally me Bin Laden....
Daylight comes and we drop de bomb....
DAAYYYYYY-O, DAAAAAAAAYYY-o
Dalight comes and we drop de bomb....

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I am the Anti-Abaddon.
I build models at a scale of 2500/1

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Mikey T
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I wonder what good role models made into dolls or action figures are out there? Barbie and Ken? Michael Jackson and Kobe Byrant? Sigfried and Roy? The Billy doll?

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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A Michael Jackson doll could teach the valuable lesson that pedophille freaks should be bled of all their cash by child abusing grifters.
Removable noses sold seperately.

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PsyLiam
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Well, there's obviously no point going through with the trial now, since the judge could just ask you.

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