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*ROTFL* Siggy, NOTHING has made me laugh like that last post of yours in weeks.... hope you don't mind, but your pain really IS my pleasure this time around
~LOA
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You know, I think that maybe, just maybe, Liz holds a somewhat elevated interest in harm coming to men's testicles.
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Y'know, I had the rather odd thought that whoever marries Liz has a better than average chance of winding up in the ER clasping his crotch on their wedding night.
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*LOL* No, no.... I wouldn't do that to the man I marry... not unless he REALLY crossed the line... as funny and entertaining as the nad-kicking is, I do understand that it should normally be reserved for "emergency" situations....
Siggy's story is just funny though... *grin* Gotta love kids!
~LOA
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Siggy, send them to you Care Bear friend, that'll give them something to think about.
LOA, it all depends on what you call an 'emergency'.
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I can just imagine some of LOA's emergencies...
A merchant rejects her credit card. SUPER HAPPY FUN KICK TO THE BALLS!
A driver talking on a cell phone cuts her off. MEGA ULTRA SWIFT ATTACK TO THE NADS!
Someone continually posts remarks about trying to get into LOA's pants. FINAL STAGE DOUBLE PRONG DEATH PAIN TO THE BOYS!
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quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Give me a non religous holiday any time, then I don't have to see and hear hypocritical shits.....
Oh, come on. Christmas hasn't been a religious holiday for decades.
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Someone continually posts remarks about trying to get into LOA's pants. FINAL STAGE DOUBLE PRONG DEATH PAIN TO THE BOYS!
No risk: No reward. Still, caution rules the day with LOA.
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Omega should be a contralto for the rest of his life, in that case.
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God damn I miss you guys when I forget to pop in! Sieggy I send your tender and bruised gonads a friendly healing squeeze across the miles and hope your voice recovers its previous masculine tone.
LOA you are a goddess.
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quote:Originally posted by MaGiC: ...healing squeeze...
When it comes to testicles, there ain't no such thing!
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