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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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You can drink your piss three times over before the salt and toxin levels become lethal.

Not to mention it beats Nutrasweet, Aspartame and those other things spawned from WWII german/japanese medical experiments.

Maybe 2004 will give us breakthroughs in beverageral studies hitherto unthinkable.
Just not synthehol.

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Nim:
You can drink your piss three times over before the salt and toxin levels become lethal.

It troubles me that you know this.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
Why don't you just live in a fucking bubble and drink piss? Eh? EH?

Because.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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PsyLiam
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Damn your wit!

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
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Eh. Might as well. Everything else about me has been damned.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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This self-deprecation virus has to be quarantined and killed here, Siegfried, before it infects all of us!
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Siegfried
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What one man calls a self-deprecation virus another man calls God's honest truth.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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And what one man calls God's honest truth, another man calls evil's cruel deception. So what's your point?
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist".

There, straight from the fourteenth apostle 'Verbal' Kint, New New Testament of the Orange Catholic Bible.

Now, the greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing Adam that he had given birth to a woman, something not since duplicated until Governor Schwarzenegger's miracle conception, as written down in the Satsuma Baptist Bible.

At a distant second is, of course, God convincing a bystander he was a combusting shrubbery.

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Siegfried
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I didn't really have a point... much like the Reagan Administration.

ZING!

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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Damn 04 already. Had I gone to college right after high school I'd be a senior right now. Instead I was foolish enough to enlist in the Navy. [Razz] But had I gone to college I could have tried out for ROTC, had the Navy pay for college, and come out as an officer instead. The pay is better and the privileges are better.

Although I wish I could have actually gone out New Years Eve and enjoyed a few drinks. Instead I was in a fucking hospital. [Mad] Oh well, glad for everyone else that had a good time. There's always 2005.

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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We hope.
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
I consume the caffeine-free diet version of Dr Pepper.

Why don't you just live in a fucking bubble and drink piss? Eh? EH?
i thought he did..

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