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What the topic says, I wanna hear what pranks you've pulled.
A little while ago, I told my best friend of several years standing that I'd had feelings for him for a long time...turns out he didn't notice the day... He was wierded out until I pointed it out.
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I'm closing on a house tomorrow. I've been really fighting the urge to call the agent and tell her that I'm being transfered to (somewhere, back to Iceland maybe) and not buying it after all...
But since I'm new at the office, I've not done any fun pranks yet.
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Last night, I called my store manager late and told her that we'd gotten really busy, and our CSC (this stupid way of calculating how long it takes to get a driver to the door of a house after they've logged it out of the system) was at about 30% (100% is if all orders are "to the door" at 35 minutes) ... and she of course flipped out, because this would mean her boss would be chewing her out the next day. Anyway, I had her going really well for about five minutes, and then I told her "Hah, April Fool's!" She wasn't quite enthused, but I could hear her boyfriend laughing in the background.
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I went to the Administration Offices of the student union today and brought a hot blonde chick with me and kissed her goodbye in front of the management team. This confused them since they all have seen me with my gay pride stuff and cute guys at my office. Go figure it made everyone scratch their heads and ask me what the hell was going on. I said I played it gay all this time. I'll let them know later today that it's a joke.
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At midnight last night, I "announced" to he posters at SSM that I was quitting miodeling and I'd be giving away all my collection.
It didint really fool anyone, but I was the first joker online.
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