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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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So I've got a guy here--one of the guys who's letting me stay with them for a while--who wants to know about the different martial arts styles. By this, we don't mean kung fu versus karate versus tae kwon do. We mean Eagle Claw versus Dragon Fist versus Exploding Bat Testicle style. Therefore, do any of you know of a site or of anyone who would know of any such differentiations. Time is not of the essence, so be thorough.

FLY, MY PRETTIES!!!

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Teh PW
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quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
So I've got a guy here--one of the guys who's letting me stay with them for a while--who wants to know about the different martial arts styles. By this, we don't mean kung fu versus karate versus tae kwon do. We mean Eagle Claw versus Dragon Fist versus Exploding Bat Testicle style. Therefore, do any of you know of a site or of anyone who would know of any such differentiations. Time is not of the essence, so be thorough.

FLY, MY PRETTIES!!!

and you think i'm fucking random
[Big Grin]

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Can't you (physically, if not legally) use Google yourself?

And aren't you supposed to not be here?

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Malnurtured Snay
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Stop talking to yourself TSN and follow the instructions of the imaginary posts.

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Gvsualan
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you mean something like
this?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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If it was for a school project or if the russian mob was pressing you for answers about unusual martial arts, I could understand, but "the guy you're staying with wants to know"???

Don't abuse your Flare "slammer" sympathy.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"and you think i'm fucking random."

You're not fucking random. You're a fucking walking jabbering non sequitur.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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this thread needs more bat testicles. exploding ones.

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Jason Abbadon
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And here I just used my last one in a stew.
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Aban Rune
Former ascended being
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Does it taste anything like eel? Cause eel is yummy.
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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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This must be the thread that held on my shirt button.....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
Does it taste anything like eel? Cause eel is yummy.

Eel is not always yummy.
It's great in sushi but not so great (to me) dried as rations.
Very Rubbery and...well...just not something you want to try.

Octopus is very good eating though.
Squid too.
And Gator tail, chocolate covered crickets and goat.

Whale fat in tea is disgusting and nothing I'd ever have ingested knowingly.

I cannot rationalize anyone eating a snail for any reason, save for fending off absolute starvation.

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Aban Rune
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I had sea urchin last night. Talk about a weird feeling. But I loves it.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I don't want to know exactly how you had that sea urchin feeling last night... So, please, don't anyone ask....

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"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I get the poops from too much chocolate.
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