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Malnurtured Snay
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Member # 411

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2481794738

Gotta love it [Smile]

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Unfortunately the plastic VW badge on the front was long ago nicked by an undiscerning Beastie Boys fan. Why not replace it with a badge of your own? Perhaps one which indicates your political affiliation or your support for a charity or pressure group? Alternatively you could choose one with a witty slogan to amuse your fellow motorists. I suggest simply 'Porsche'.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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And it's still better than my car.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Scary, Liam.

Man, my car runs great but sounds like a trashcan rolling down the street: my catalitic converter and muffler both need to be replaced.
Once I get $220, that is.

And the driver's side door does not open from the inside.
It's embarassing when you try to date.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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NNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnghhh... *siiigh*
You can't buy the satisfaction of good stretchie. This guy's got a winner.

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Malnurtured Snay
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I love that kitty [Smile]

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Malnurtured Snay
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Dating-schmating. Go steal your neighbor's Victoria's Secret and save yourself the time and money.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Never actually been on a date, Snay?

Is that cat still alive?
How can it's spine do that? Feline Scoliosis? Photoshop?

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deadcujo
Spectator
Member # 13

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I've seen my cats lick their own ass hair, so the pose in the picture isn't too wild.

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Wesley: [checking manual] Uh, 9.4, sir.
Picard: Very good. Take us to Warp 9.8 then.
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Malnurtured Snay
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I have, but now I work too much to date. Or sleep. Or go grocery shopping. Or do much of anything except post here, oddly enough.

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Gvsualan
Perpetual Member
Member # 968

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isn't the title of this thread an oxymoron?

i think so.

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...

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Hobbes
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Member # 138

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Hehehe... He should put the cat up for sale, it would have gotten more bids.

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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