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Aban Rune
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 - posted September 22, 2004 01:09 AM      Profile for Aban Rune     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
�People who aren�t having sex, or aren�t having enough sex, are often frustrated, depressed and unfulfilled. It�s a serious problem facing our nation, and it�s been ignored for much too long.�

As opposed to paultry issues such as rising health care costs, increasing poverty, rampant drug use, and the flagrant whipping of kittens with noodles.

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Jason Abbadon
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 - posted September 22, 2004 01:21 AM      Profile for Jason Abbadon     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I want sex.
Sex am good- even with republicans.
(cute female republicans- not those old cooks in congress)

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Omega
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People who aren�t having sex, or aren�t having enough sex, are often frustrated, depressed and unfulfilled.

In other news, people who ARE having sex are often frustrated, depressed and unfulfilled.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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 - posted September 22, 2004 02:35 AM      Profile for Cartman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Those old crooks are their fathers, and sooner or later you'd have to meet them. I mean, sex is good and all, but not that good.
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David Sands
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I don't approve of the project in the least. However, I did want to stick up for Republican women celebrities. They're plenty of them out there.

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Aban Rune
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Hmmm.. there's a thought. Playboy Presents: Women of the Republican National Convention.

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akb1979
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(edit: This link will ((obviously!)) totally get you in trouble if you click on it while at work, the library, or the Vatican. ((I can't even imagine what would happen to you if you work at the Vatican library.)))

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According to Collins, the problem of low sexual activity among youth is just as serious as diminishing voting rates. She said that both issues are symptoms of a larger problem, which is a lack of engagement among young people.


Okaaaay.

So what does this say about: www.collegefuckfest.com ? [Confused] Those youths appear to be getting plenty of sex! [Eek!] [Big Grin] [Wink] [Razz]

Guess since the idea is flawed they'll have to think of something else to encourage voters! [Big Grin]

[ September 23, 2004, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: Sol System ]

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by Aban Rune:
Hmmm.. there's a thought. Playboy Presents: Women of the Republican National Convention.

They could so a certerfold of the woman that was pushed down and stomped. [Wink]

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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 - posted September 22, 2004 01:26 PM      Profile for TSN     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"People who are not having sex are less likely to be voting, and people who are not voting are less likely to be having sex, Collins said."

Then explain me.

"...low sexual activity among youth..."

Erm... Since when?

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Jason Abbadon
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Since they joined the A.V. club?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Withholding sex to spur voting? This is extortion, how can they justify that?

Jason: "Sex am good- even with republicans.
(cute female republicans- not those old cooks in congress)"

Say what you will about Strom Thurmond but you will never get better foreplay. Think Kama Sutra but with ten-gallon hats and cowbells.

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TSN
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 - posted September 22, 2004 04:43 PM      Profile for TSN     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"...not those old cooks in congress..."

They prefer the term "chef".

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Nim
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 - posted September 22, 2004 06:56 PM      Profile for Nim     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Like republican kitchen-masters would use a french term for themselves. Bah! You'll have better luck eating a bucket of KFC-chicken.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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 - posted September 22, 2004 11:53 PM      Profile for bX     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
So, like, will there be hot young nineteen year-old girls lurking around my polling place looking for men with 'I Voted' stickers on? Because that's an idea I can get behind.

I do think it's a terrific idea.

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Sol System
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So, uh, I'm not sure how I feel about direct links to pornography here, or at least to, you know, corporate pornography.

But because I am totally working full time harvesting apples these days, I will cheerfully pass the buck to my superiors. Uh, and maybe add some sort of warning, of some sort, to people who have jobs, I guess, though they would probably deserve what they would get.

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