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Commodore TSN
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I hereby christen this Forumship USS Enterforum-H! This is the first Enterforum of the SolarFlare class, and the first one since the Enterforum-B that is not SFCR-class.

And now for the entertainment! The SolarEclipse Network is proud to present...

THE DS9 ROCK OPERA
featuring music by
The Grateful Dead
including such songs as
"Dire Worf" performed by Gul Dukat
"New Dax-host Boogie" performed by Cpt. Sisko
"Uncle Quark's Bar" performed by Ens. Nog
"Friend of the Founders" performed by Weyoun
"Brokedown Station" performed by Chief O'Brien
"Candygul" performed by Com. Worf
"Box of Latinum" performed by Quark
and the grand finale...
"Runaboutin'"
performed by the entire cast and crew inside the USS Rio Grande!

And, immediately following that, we will present...

THE VOYAGER ROCK OPERA
featuring music by
They Might Be Giants
including such songs as
"They Got Lost"
"Doctor Hologram"
"Meet Lon Suder"
"Severe Warp Core Damage Theme"
"Till the Suacer Section Falls Off"
"Nothing's Gonna Change Our Uniforms"
"S-E-Q-Q-Y"
"She's a Borg"
"Omega Particle Man"
and the grand finale...
"Why Does the Mess Hall Stink (Neelix' Cooking Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas)"
performed by the entire cast and crew as they load Neelix into his ship, launch it, and fire all weapons simultaneously at it!

And then, as a special encore presentation, the never-before-seen...

GENERIC TREK ROCK OPERA
featuring music by
The Beatles
including such songs as
"A Hard Stardate's Night"
"Drive My Starship"
"Norwegian Duranium"
"PADD Writer"
"Yellow Starship"
"Lucy in the Sky with Latinum"
"I Am the Rigelian Walrus"
"Qapla', Qapla'"
"Here Come the Suns"
"Across the Universe"
and the grand finale...
"You've Got to Hide Your Emotions Away"
performed by every Vulcan that has ever been seen in the history of Trek (except Sybok, of course)!

[This message was edited by Commodore TSN on March 12, 1999.]


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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See, now that is just FUNNY!

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Now, let's hope that this christening ceremony doesn't result in a high-speed chase throughout the quadrant...

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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*was sulking due to his total ignorance of Grateful Dead songs, until he saw the Beatles one*
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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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*LOL* The Generic one I find the best...

Great entertainment, Mr. Commodore!

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The359
The bitch is back
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Funny, "Across the Universe" is a REAL Beatles song....coincidence? I think not

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I'd like to present TSN with the first ever I Might Be Giant, Too award, for advancing the cause of my obsession above and beyond the call of duty.

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I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Lee: Interesting you should mention that. I had originally posted the VOY Rock Opera during or shortly before a TrekSunday. In the TrekSunday, you inquired as to why I couldn't use a band that you actually knew about. I mentioned that I was considering doing one w/ the Beatles, and I actually wrote up the list of songs later, but I never posted it. And now I did. The long lost Trek Rock Opera... :-)

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Siegfried
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I marvel at the genius that is Mr. Tim Nix. I humbly submit to you, sir.
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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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*LOL* Let's hope that forum-H lives long and prospers.

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--John Adams, "1776"


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