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That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
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quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
Stop bigging yourself up. It would consist of 12 hours of sci-fi watching, 11 hours 55 minutes of anime watching, and then 5 minutes of bum fun.
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quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
Stop bigging yourself up. It would consist of 12 hours of sci-fi watching, 11 hours 55 minutes of anime watching, and then 5 minutes of bum fun.
Yes. A two hour movie consisting of twelve hours of sci-fi watching, eleven hours and fifty-five minutes of anime watching, and five minutes of bum fun.
Captain! We have a maths error! Something doesn't equal!
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Yes. A two hour movie consisting of twelve hours of sci-fi watching, eleven hours and fifty-five minutes of anime watching, and five minutes of bum fun.
Captain! We have a maths error! Something doesn't equal!
I hate you and the horse you rode in on.
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I have as much sex as I do watching Sci Fi (which consists of 92% Star Trek).
Wait that's sad...
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quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: I hate you and the horse you rode in on.
That horse is my girlfriend, so be nice.
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A singing balloon that draws on your face while you sleep?
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: I have as much sex as I listen to heavy gangsta' rap.
Oh for some jiggly fun...
There's always room for Jell-O!
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