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Malnurtured Snay
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Member # 411

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I was in the car, in the passenger seat, and she's all turning around like, "Oh my god I hit a turkey" and I was all like grabbing onto the door screaming "Oh my god watch the road!"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay:
I was in the car, in the passenger seat, and she's all turning around like, "Oh my god I hit a turkey" and I was all like grabbing onto the door screaming "Oh my god watch the road!"

LOL! I clicked on this link - and read the above post thinking it was the first in the thread! LOL!

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Were you all like shocked?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Member # 411

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Well, everyone's heard of people hitting deer, and squirrels, and every now and then a moose or something. But a fucking turkey?

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Hitting a turkey on Thanksgiving has got to be a bad omen.

Beware, Snay, you have been cursed.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Well, two things there Tahna ...

1. It was the day before Thanksgiving.

2. I didn't hit the turkey, why would *I* be cursed?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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TRAILER QUICKTIME.MOV---TURKEYTERRORIII---ECHO ON

Gritty narrator: "IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING"

[ fade in, snowy landscape motif, jeep cruising on highway ]

Man 1: "So I was thinking I would give this DeLorean model to auntie, look! I totally glued the pieces together so it can't c-"

Woman 1: "Put it away, Jeb, I can't see the road!"

Man 2: "Yeah, Jeb, no one cares about your danish toys anyway! 8)"

Man 1: "Toys? TOYS? *turns around in seat, high-red face* You heartless piece-"

Man 2: "Whatcha gonna do?? Take off your mittens if you're gonna do sumptin'!"

Woman 1: "Stop it both of you, and mostly Jeb!! I have to-AAAAHH!!!"

[ Close-frame of turkey in headlights - morph to negative image ]
*fade out*

Narrator: "ONE MOMENT WAS ALL IT TOOK"
[ Fade in animal hospital ]

Woman 1: "Don't you die on us, turkey! Fight godamnit!" *squeezes oversized claw*

Man 1: "You had to go all uppity and now my DeLorean is shattered and the turkey is messed up!"

Man 2: "Would you quit talking about your damn brick-toy, juniah!! 8)"

Man 1: "AAAARRGH!!!" *takes bedside muffin*

Man 2: "Oh come on-Aghblaghfup..." *muffled sounds*

Woman 1: "Stop it, Jeb!!! *gasp* Look! It's coming to!"

/Both men on floor, looking up, saucer-eyed/

Turkey: *takes Woman's wrist in vice-like grip*

Woman 1: Eeeep!!

Turkey: "Maaaaaaake...meeeeee...liiiiiiive..."

Beep machine: *bip-bip-bip-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Woman 1: "I-I-itjust-Oh-no-nononono"

Man 1: "What? What did it say? Did it apologize for the fender bump on the jeepster?"

Man 2, pinned down: "You and your fucki-"

Man 1: "AAAAAAARRRGH!" *resumes muffin-smothering*

/lights go out, sulfur mist fills the room, doors lock/

All: "What the hell!"

PA system: "MUHAHAHAHAAAAH!! gobble."

/LARGE-CASE LETTERS ON BLACK BACKGROUND/
"THIS THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE GETS TURKEY"

( Characters are purely fictional, any resemblance to persons living or turnip is purely coincidental )

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
Member # 49

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Umm.... wow.... a LOT of free time went into that....

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Yeah. Like with hitting the turkey, it was like:

"Oh, look, a turkey on the side of the road flapping its wings and - oh! That had to hurt! The road, the road!"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Well, I thought it was funny.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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This is why I love Nim.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Member # 411

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I thought you loved me, ass.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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No-one loves your ass. No-one.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Maybe Michael... [Big Grin]

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Malnurtured Snay
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Member # 411

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No, did you see the comma? I wasn't speaking to my ass, I was calling Chris an ass for loving Nim. Honestly!

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