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Pax Cock ad absurdum ad maiorem Dei gloriam.
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I think that does it. If the area of a pythagorean triangle can't be square, then 1/2eh must not be square. That means 2eh must not be square, being a square times a non-square. But 2eh MUST be a square, otherwise b = e+h +-sqrt(2eh) has no rational solution, which it must. Therefore, we're not dealing with a pythagorean triangle, e=0, rectangle, square, QED.
Of course, I have to be able to reproduce and explain Fermat's original proof, and that explanation makes some jumps I'm thus far unable to follow. But there may yet be hope.
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-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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If you have to replicate Fermat, just scrawl out "I have discovered a marvelous proof which is too large to fit on this page" and turn it in. If the teacher calls you on it, just die without explaining yourself.
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Just scrawl E=Mc2 on the page with a yellow post-it attached explaining "It's all relative! The voices were right!"
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