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Fabrux
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You're a 20-something gay male, but still find girls attractive, and you eagerly await the next design of a family sedan? You really are messed up.

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TSN
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I think he's just making himself up as he goes along.
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AndrewR
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Snay - why don't you get a big pair of antlers and tie them to the front of the Jeep and you can buck people out of the way. [Smile]
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Da_bang80
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While he's at it he can get a white suit, a cigar, and start calling himself Boss Hogg. Sorry. I just finished watching the Dukes of Hazzard. Willy Nelson has some good one liners.

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Jason Abbadon
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He's become a good one-liner.

I like the antlers idea...though Snay would have a pack of horney doe folowing him after he unwittingly slaughtered all the deer competeing for dominance...
Kind of a pied piper of venison, Snay could hire himself out to hunting clubs for that "canned hunt" effect.

Mabye Cheney could become a member, then we'd have the ear of the most powerful republican in America.

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AndrewR
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"canned hunt" *snickers*

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Malnurtured Snay
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There was a guy up here who had antlers on his Jeep. Haven't seen him or his Jeep in a long time.

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Nim
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Antlers, tailpipe mufflers, some deer urine sprayed on the sides...they won't see him coming.

The Chrysler Challenger concept is interesting in that it is a step back in design evolution.
Some philosophers claim that western society has gotten stuck in post-postmodernism and will never get any further in terms of innovative fashion, all that is left is endless pastiche and repetiton.

I mean really, what could possibly come after postmodernism? We tried futurism and that was shot to hell by Mussolini.

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Jason Abbadon
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I want Art Deco back.
When you think of cool buildings and cars that look sleek, it's Art Deco you want- sleek lines that make the object seem to want to move.
Even mundane buildings in that style seem to be reaching upward (like the Colony Hotel in Miami or Christler building).

I'm sick to death of unimigantive crap like the Scion- it's a shoebox with wheels!
Real innovative. [Roll Eyes]

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Da_bang80
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Lol. That was my first impression of the Honda Element.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Jason Abbadon
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Yeah- another major offender in that category- the Hummer too.
All the grace of a garbage truck.

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Mikey T
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Wait a minute... who says I find girls attractive... more scary than attractive. And yes I like driving something dependable.

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Fabrux
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It is very possible to drive something that's dependable and not a goobermobile. Like, anything else that Toyota makes.

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Mikey T
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What... like a Mazda 3 or a Civic? My family is a Toyota family and that's one tradition I plan to continue. My grandfather had one, my mother has one, and now my sisters and I have our own.

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Saltah'na
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I have a dinky 2006 Chevy Cobalt.

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