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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I found it at a beach, or maybe I bought it at a giftshop somewhere, maybe when I went to Euro Disney.

ROCKS WITH CRYSTALS IN THEM, BABY!

Unfortunately, I have suffered great head trauma, and have forgotten all about space and planetry. (Not Warren's, screw him and his BLACKED BERRY!)

Anyway, the deal is this: Does Batman's very own Neal Adams have the secret to the Earth?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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What the holy shitting fuck is that?

Who the hell picks tectonic subduction as their pet conspiracy theory?

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Neutrino 123
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Though this theory is utter crap, I still find it the most awesome conspiracy theory ever. [Big Grin]

"the electromagnetic attraction we call gravity."

This phrase is a classic.

I also have a rock with crystals in it. Actually, I have two of them; sort of have, at least...

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Peregrinus
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I have a lot of rocks, and I have a lot of crystals, but I don't have too many rocks with crystals in them...

"Electromagnetic field we call gravity", huh? Okay, so why doesn't all the non-ferrous crap on the planet go flinging off into space?

--Jonah

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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Magneto is gonna tear you in half, sucka!

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Neutrino 123 was all:
Though this theory is utter crap, I still find it the most awesome conspiracy theory ever.

It's surprisingly well delivered too. I guess I missed the part where they talk about how geodes (earthlike, n'est pas?!) form and grow. I think I'm just excited to finally have a neato rationalization for writing more hollow earth stories.
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Jason Abbadon
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I do believe that Mr. Adams' brian has reached it's own "crustal age".

Hell of an artist though- see his work on The Golden Age.
Holy shit, he's amazing.

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Nim
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Mikey T
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The ninja looks like a penis... no really.

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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I am reminded of the time cube thing here.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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This guy can't hope to compete with Gene Ray. For one thing, he's coherent.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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And he has less followers.
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Ritten
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Yes, he will never be in Gene's class in presentation, or have the ability to gain such a cult following, I was meaning the idea of the off the wall idea.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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