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Shik
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Emily Davis, 17, of Bowling Green admitted that it was her bra that broke and later flew from the car�s antenna on Sept. 26 along I-75 in Middleton Township, according to a 24-page state patrol crash report released yesterday.

Two Toledo men in a trailing 2006 Dodge Neon were injured when driver James Campbell told troopers he swerved to avoid the flying bra and his car flipped several times in the grass median.


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Da_bang80
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The one thing in the world that is most uncommon is common sense.

Lack of common sense incident #1: Letting the dog chew on your bra.

Lack of common sense incident #2: Hanging said bra from car antenna.

Lack of common sense incident #3: Swerving to avoid a bra while traveling at 60 Mph. C'mon, it's a fucking bra for fuck sakes. Not a Moose.

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Boult
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Oh man that made me laugh... thanks Da-bang80 for the laughter.
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Daniel Butler
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lol Thanks for the laugh Shik. I totally agree with Da_Bang; people who swerve to avoid litter piss me off. They're putting themselves in approximately 9e10 times more danger than if they just let the thing hit them and subsequently fly off.
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Da_bang80
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Like a bra is any danger to a person in his car. Unless your Hank Hill with his odd phobia of womens "unmentionables".

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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