http://www.scalzi.com/john/observe.htm#Guide

I believe this answers a LOT of questions.

--Baloo

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I'm not uncouth.
I'm differently mannered.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

I miss that cat....... *frowns*

0:00-8:00 am: wander around the house waiting to get in.

8:00 am: get in, eat breakfast.

8:10 am: go upstairs, get on bed, lay down.

8:10-6:00 pm: sleep, walk up and down the stairs, sleep, eat a little, sleep, bug people by leaving hairs on them, sleep.

6:00 pm: have dinner (those icky soft chunks)

6:00pm-0:00 am: sleep, then get thrown outside.

repeat.

Our youngest cat's day:

0:00-8:00 am: Wander outside waiting for food. Bug older cat for no reason.

8:00 am: Get inside, eat breakfast, beg for more breakfast, try to eat older cat's breakfast, get thrown out for doing this, go upstairs, lay down on bed, sleep.

8:00 am-6:00 pm: sleep, wander about the house, lie on staircase scratching new carpeting, beg for food, sleep, beg for food, sleep, beg for food, lick icecream bowls, beg for food, sleep. Bring in rotten bird corpses and drag them under the living room table.

6:00 pm: dinner. Find out it's that yuck diet food again. Try to eat older cat's dinner instead. Get thrown out. get in again.

6:00pm-0:00 am: Beg for more food. Sleep. Beg for food. Get bitten by fleas and run across the room at high speed trying to get rid of them (you should see this, honestly) while making cooing noises, and Trip. Sleep. Beg for food. Get some food. Beg for more.

0:00 get thrown out.

repeat.

I'll scan a photograph some time. It's a pretty funny picture.

0:00-0700: Sleep or keep me awake all night
0700-whenever I leave for work: Bug me because Keli left before me, so therefore I'm the one to feed her.
whenever I leave-whenever I get back: Wait for me to get back cause I'm the first one home. Bug me to feed her.
whenever I get home-0:00: Bug me every time she sees me. Probably ends up eating more than I do. Unfortunately, all I eat goes straight to the but and gut and other places men shouldn't have fat. Darn Cat.

There are boatloads of articles this guy's got. Look at them, especially the Bachelor Party one......

I think I earned well short of 50 points. Of course, I didn't have a bachelor party either.

When my nephew had his bachelor party, we probably earned 25 points, because we watched a "nasty movie" and drank to some excess (except me. I had to drive. My exact words to my nephew were "YOU OWE ME!")

--Baloo

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I'm not uncouth.
I'm differently mannered.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

And in the words of George Carlin: "A cat will blink when struck with a hammer."