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Shik
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Three-year-old Robert Moore went fishing for a stuffed replica of SpongeBob SquarePants and ended up trapped in a vending machine.


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Da_bang80
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So if he crawled in there what was stopping him from crawling out? Also, what the hell is wrong with the staff at that place? They couldn't find the key? I mean, C'mon!

Don't ever stop posting these funny little stories dude, they make my day complete!

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B.J.
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I would imagine that most places that have those machines don't have they key, the vendor that stocks it does. Kinda like only the guy that restocks the Coke machine has that key.
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Mars Needs Women
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It's amazing what kids will do for sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by B.J.:
I would imagine that most places that have those machines don't have they key, the vendor that stocks it does. Kinda like only the guy that restocks the Coke machine has that key.

You have a point, I didn't think about that, too damn early for my brain to work.

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Fabrux
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They could have at least let him keep the SpongeBob for all his trouble.

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Daniel Butler
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What was stopping him crawling out was probably the fact that prize door opens inward...it'd be difficult to be sitting in the prize area and attempting to open the door whilst being a kid braindead enough to crawl inside a vending machine. Or maybe SMART enough, if you think about it...
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Jason Abbadon
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They should have allowed anyone with a quarter to smack him with that crane thingie that picks up prizes.

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Daniel Butler
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Wouldn't have hurt him. Everyone knows they're rigged to have a feather touch so you thhhiiiink you're gonna get the GOD DAMMIT! Gimmie another quarter!
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