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Mars Needs Women
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And you thought working at Wal-Mart couldn't get any worse.
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Da_bang80
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Meh, we had to deal with shit like that working at 7-11. Thankfully all we did was close the bathroom since there was no way in hell we'd clean up after that.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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AndrewR
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Are you aware of your pun Da_bang?? [Smile]

I'm sorry but I had a chuckle at this simply cause something so clearly WRONG is talked about so frankly and matter-a-factly in an office memo!

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B.J.
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Could someone post a summary? I'm not about to click an unknown link at work.
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Mars Needs Women
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Why not? What are you, chicken?
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Mikey T
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Well I just vomited my breakfast. Thanks...

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B.J.
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Well, SOME of us would like to keep our jobs!
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Listen here duckling, you switch off your speakers, click the link and pull the loose window down to the bottom of the screen and then pull it up bit by bit to see the content.

In this case, all there is in the picture is text.
Conversely, YTMND has a Not Safe For Work feature that shows a grey page as a stepping-stone to the thing, to give people a heads-up. Not in this case, though.

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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by AndrewR:
Are you aware of your pun Da_bang?? [Smile]

I'm sorry but I had a chuckle at this simply cause something so clearly WRONG is talked about so frankly and matter-a-factly in an office memo!

Retrospectively, yes I am aware of my little pun. There was this one retarded guy who always came into my store and poopoo-ed on his hands, then make finger paintings on the bathroom wall. Naturally, that's a hazardous situation because we don't know what kind of diseases might be in there. Since our contract states that we can refuse to do work in a hazardous environment, we just closed the bathroom and called in some specialists. And they were all decked out with breathmasks, oxygen tanks, and full coveralls. And even they complained about the smell.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Mars Needs Women
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Well you can always travel back in time to stop Mr. Poopie hands.
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Da_bang80
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Now why would I want to do that? It got me out of cleaning the bathroom for two days.. [Big Grin]

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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