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Saltah'na
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http://torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2007/09/14/4495504-sun.html

Several years ago, the Toronto Star ran an article about proposals to increase the height of the CN tower to around 600 meters. The idea centered on removing the top mast with a group of helicoptors, add steel and concrete for another 50 metres, then plop the top mast down again. Interesting idea, or so I thought.

Turns out that this was an April Fool's prank pulled on by the newspaper. If one was to see the fine print on the graphic, it mentioned that this was a joke.

But it wouldn't hurt to see if this could actually become reality, eh?

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TSN
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"'I really like Canada, it's a beautiful place,' said Steven, 49. 'I didn't think it was that high until I got here.'"


(Context? Pfft! Who needs that?)

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Mars Needs Women
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Wasn't the CN Tower used as a weapon in that movie Canadian Bacon?
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Saltah'na
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oh noes, they found our WMD....

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Da_bang80
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I thought our secret weapon was Celine Dion?

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WizArtist II
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NO, it's Shatner's hairpiece.

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B.J.
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Same thing, right?
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The Ginger Beacon
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No, Shatner is not on Bruce Forsythe's hit list.

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Mark Nguyen
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The CN tower is Canada's big dick. We wanted to call it the "Semen Tower", but they thought it wouldn't fly.

Mark

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Daniel Butler
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*looks at washington monument* Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!
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Mars Needs Women
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Damn You, Canadians! Damn You all to Hell!
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Mark Nguyen
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Why blame us? It's your dollar that's royally sucking. EVERY other currency is looking better as a result...

Mark

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And hooray for that. Today is a good day to buy from the US!

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Saltah'na
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Yes, we should fleece them for all they are worth. Which is not much, these days......

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