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Nim
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...who would win in a fight, a minotaur armed with a trident or a centaur armed with a crossbow?

http://www.ugo.com/movies/minotaur-vs-centaur/

I am actually impressed that so many of these nice celebs took this question seriously and some even gave rather thorough answers.

I liked that this question sometimes make otherwise guarded and poker-faced "business" people drop their guard for a second and think and answer honestly about the outcome of a bout between two fantasy animals.
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Teh PW
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Man, for the time i spend watching that shite, i could have beat off to Pokemon Pr0n 4 times, in one sitting. I want my stroke time back, plz... [Razz]
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Ritten
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...who will win the fight, a minotaur armed with stroke time or Pensive armed with 4 pokemon pr0ns?

How sharp is a pr0n anyway?

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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Daniel Butler
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Depends. Professionally-made pr0ns are much sharper due to higher resolution films; amateur stuff is generally much blurrier. (See what I did there? [Razz] )

Edit: Thank you for this link. Thank you indeed. As a tabletop gamer this just makes my week for Teh Phunny.
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Nim
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That's why I loved Skip Lipman's answer, he had it figured out.

Can anyone tell me what Richard Kind's response was? I couldn't hear more than that the centaur would win because he got "billing"? Does that have something to do with casting (of actors, not spells)?
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Daniel Butler
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He said he's got billing, C versus M. He meant that on a billboard or marquee or movie poster (etc) his name would appear first.
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Nim
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Lol! I like that man.
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