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OK, before I read the article, I'm gonna try to guess what it is, based on the title.
I don't think Patrick Roy has any dead bodies in his swimming pool. I sincerely hope nobody was bringing dead guys to strip clubs (which brings up the question of who'd pay the cover, anyway). No drinking out of dead bodies since the NHL has an anti-vampire rule. Was it left on the side of the road while the drivers changed a tire?
---reads the article---
Well. I was kind of close. Not really.
Honestly, though. Even with everything else, I thought they'd give priority to perishables...
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We deliver on time, or your next casket is free!!
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Saltah'na
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HopefulNebula: The Stanley Cup at one point itself was bumped off the flight to make room for what else, luggage. Obviously, the keepers of the cup were kind of miffed that this happened.
Per my modus operandi on thread titles, that was the first thing I thought of.
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See, maybe I'm just weird, but I don't see what the big deal is. The dead body is just going to lie there and rot, whether it's in a cargo hold or a funeral home. What's the big deal about having a body for the damn funeral, anyway?
I think it would be funny to have the undertaker use clown makeup for my corpse. Make it a more light-hearted affair. I certainly won't mind by then.
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What if the clown makeup he uses make you look like a juggalo, though?
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quote:Originally posted by Saltah'na: HopefulNebula: The Stanley Cup at one point itself was bumped off the flight to make room for what else, luggage. Obviously, the keepers of the cup were kind of miffed that this happened.
Per my modus operandi on thread titles, that was the first thing I thought of.
Oh, I know that. It just wasn't the first thing I thought of when I thought of "weird things that have happened to the Cup."
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When I'm dead you all have my full permission to use me as a sock puppet in order to make people freak the fuck out at your morbidity.
After you scoop out my grisly innards and stuff them in another person in a nightmarish black ritual called "transplant surgery."
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Vent: Adding to the Roy love. I have a massive goalie fetish anyway. (Except for Jose Theodore. He's just skanky. Also, he pronounces the J in his name, which is 47 different kinds of wrong.)
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