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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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That's "A Friend Sent Me This", as opposed to one of Baloo's cousins. :-)

"Chinese Proverbs"... Wisdom to live by.

"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick -- all gone!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget".

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"Merde!"
-commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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That's not funny.

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"Angels, answer me,
are you near if rain should fall?
Am I to believe
you will rise to calm the storm?
For so great a treasure words will never do.
Surely, if this is, promises are mine to give you.
mine to give........ "
~ Enya

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Oh, sure it is. :-�

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"Merde!"
-commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Sounds suspiciously like the dialog used for the Trade Federation.

Hmm...thinly veiled sexual references. Well, nothing out of the ordinary there.

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"We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with."
--
John Flansburgh

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Actually, it's just naughty.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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I've already heard most of these on one of the "Morning Zoo" programs on a local rock radio station.

Bad puns.

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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That rules and reigns supreme. Love it. Jubilee: Yes it is funny, admit it, it's true.

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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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**GROAN**

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Charles Capps
Chief Administrator, the solareclipse network
"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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I have already defined "groaner". Thank you, Charles, for demonstrating the correct response.

--Baloo

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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
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