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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Can't you stick it in your crotch like a normal teenager?

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Sean
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[Roll Eyes]
I just died a little inside Shik.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
-George Carlin

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Shik
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Good! That'll prepare you for life after school in the job market!

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Just open a Command Prompt and type in:

CD\

then:

Del *.*

then:

y


Solves ALL your computer problems


and deletes everything on your C drive.......which will also further prepare you for life after school and in the job market.

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There are 10 types of people in the world...those that understand Binary and those that don't.

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MinutiaeMan
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Hmm, I just tried that command, Wiz. Here's what I got:
code:
-bash: Del: command not found

What's that mean? [Razz]

(...Once again proving that you should never type in the command line without thoroughly researching what you're typing first!)

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WizArtist II
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AH THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF DOS

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MinutiaeMan
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Er, I'm not running DOS. I opened the Terminal on my Mac, which uses bash for its CLI. That was supposed to be the joke.

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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by WizArtist II:
AH THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF DOS

Yep, people nowadays are too dependent on flashy GUI's and annoying little jingles when you make a fuckup.

Not that I'm one to talk, I haven't used DOS in so long I can't even remember how do half of anything.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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quote:
Originally posted by MinutiaeMan:
Er, I'm not running DOS. I opened the Terminal on my Mac, which uses bash for its CLI. That was supposed to be the joke.

Sorry M-man....I've never gotten a joke...or a Mac.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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We Debian's say the same thing as MM.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Daniel Butler
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So will anything that isn't DOS that's a command line, guys. Any flavor of Linux, Unix, or any other OS. As command line interfaces go, DOS is weak and crippled and mentally challenged.
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MinutiaeMan
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Right. That was also part of the joke. As in, "not everybody uses Windows." [Wink]

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I've got two XP boxes here someplace.

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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