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Mars Needs Women
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Does anyone remember the episode where Rocko and Heffer go camping? Rocko goes to pick a pair of berries from bush and when he does a bear comes screaming out in pain from behind the bush. Definitely not a joke for kids. [Razz]
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Sean
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Rocko was on before my time man, but I've seen a few episodes in re-runs. Not that particular one, but it does sound like something they'd pull...

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C'mon the shows not that old!

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It ended in '96. I was what, 4 then? Anyway, untill I was in 2nd grade, all we had was basic cable. Public access, NBC, CBS, ABC, CBC, FOX, and religious stations were all I got. Rocko was on Nickelodian, if I'm not mistaken. I've seen a couple of episodes though, and, for a "kids" cartoon, it certainly has a lot of more adult themed toung-in-cheek jokes and references.

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Daniel Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by Mars Needs Women:
Does anyone remember the episode where Rocko and Heffer go camping? Rocko goes to pick a pair of berries from bush and when he does a bear comes screaming out in pain from behind the bush. Definitely not a joke for kids. [Razz]

I remember seeing that and not being entirely sure I understood it, now that you mention it. But looking back, yes I did [Razz] I guess male children at least had a shot at getting the joke...

I also seem to remember Heffer basically getting masturbated by a milking machine on a ranch.

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Sean
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Which brings an interesting and slightly related question to mind. Do cows like being milked, having their utters tugged?

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They're in pain if they don't get milked, so I'd presume yes.

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Daniel Butler
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Vegetarians complain about what we've done to cows re:OUCH MY FUCKING UDDER. It may be a valid complaint. However...how would we fix the cows if we decided to?
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I've just wondered if cowes derive some sort of pleasure from it. Other than releasing their stored milk. As to how we would "fix" the cows, as in, stop them from milking? Stop getting them knocked up.

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Daniel Butler
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We've bred them to produce so much milk that they must be milked daily or be in extreme pain, or so I've heard. The 'how would we fix them' thing was mostly a joke.
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Teh PW
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.... hmmm too much BS to make it work (Registry edit? uh.. fucker yerself). i'll stick to Youtube/pr0n...

Jason of Starcommand... wow, older than i thought (and clearly dry humping Starwars)

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Sean
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Butler:
We've bred them to produce so much milk that they must be milked daily or be in extreme pain, or so I've heard. The 'how would we fix them' thing was mostly a joke.

Oh. As far as I knew, cows are just like any other animal, only producing milk when nursing, thus requiring a constant stream of pregnant, or recently pregnant bowvines. I'd imagine that not being milked is like having to pee really badly, and being locked out of the bathroom. 2 But yeah, I guess breeding them to produce a lot of milk does make sense...

Pensive, however, seems to make less and less sense as the year goes on... [Wink]

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Daniel Butler
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No, you're right, I was only referring to the volume of milk produced during the nursing period. (Bovines, btw - 'bowvine' looks silly enough to tell you to avoid it ;P)
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If I'm understanding the initial, yet-unanswered question about cow milking pleasures... No, I'm pretty sure other animals' nipples are not erogenous.
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Teh PW
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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
Pensive, however, seems to make less and less sense as the year goes on... [Wink]

i didn't like the idea of a outside source changing my comp settings, just to see a video that i could see on Youtube without any adjustments to my registry, my home address or my kittens. That wasn't non-sencible, that was caution (something young Sean needs to learn as he grows older, wiser heh?) [Big Grin] Not everything on the Net is innocent nor non-harmful.

It seems nice but untrustworthy...

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