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Topic: BBQ Anyone?
Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010
posted September 08, 2008 03:38 PM
Most good BBQ cooks are hesitant to share their secret blend of spices.This guy isn't -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin
Registered: Jul 2007
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HopefulNebula
Active Member
Member # 1933
posted September 08, 2008 05:24 PM
It's sad that my first thought on reading "and whacked the other with a sausage" was: "Hey now. AP style doesn't like euphemisms." --------------------"Don't fight forces; use them." --R. Buckminster Fuller http://hopefulnebula.dreamwidth.org/
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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689
posted September 08, 2008 08:19 PM
And drugs weren't involved? Must be a whack-job then. Speaking of euphemisms.
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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44
posted September 09, 2008 04:54 AM
Hahah! This sounds like something that might be on Reno 911! --------------------"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert. (The Office) I'm LIZZING! - Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
Registered: Mar 1999
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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167
posted September 09, 2008 06:34 AM
Col. Sanders Jr. wanted to try something new with his 11 secret herbs and spices. --------------------Sparky:: Think! Question Authority, Authoritatively. “Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” EMSparks Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut.
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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010
posted September 09, 2008 07:47 PM
I just want to know what the guy was doing with a sausage in the first place... -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin
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HopefulNebula
Active Member
Member # 1933
posted September 11, 2008 03:04 PM
Sean: I read about this guy who was robbing a house, raided the fridge, and put the remains of the tuna sandwich he'd started to eat back in the fridge. He got busted on DNA evidence from the sandwich. Maybe this is something similar? And creepier? --------------------"Don't fight forces; use them." --R. Buckminster Fuller http://hopefulnebula.dreamwidth.org/
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