Well, I'm off yet again and won't be back for a week. So everything must be kept nice and tidy. Keep all the posts in clean cardboard boxes and don't let the "Roasting" turn into a guerilla war with flame-throwers.

Being a typical Elim Garak, I must entrust the Forums' safety, security, non-changing appearance and taste, and integrity (fine, so that may be pushing it...) to... *spins bottle... around and around it goes... where it stops... it's not stopping!* *thwaps bottle* *there we go...* Where it stops, no 8472 knows.

*regards his newly sentient cat* Oh, look... The nice mysterious figure with the knife behind its back and the purse open to CC's bank account is going to be so kind as to keep everything in order. Isn't that so sweet? How can we ever repay them? The world is just too kind!

Have fun without me. That can't be too hard, now can it...? Didn't think so!

:-)